The Only Rule Worth Keeping

Verse 1
We gathered here, not high nor low,
No robes, no crown, no holy show.
Just people tryin' to live and think--
And not make life a stinkin' stink.

Chorus
Don't be a dick, that's all we preach,
No ancient scroll, no soul to bleach.
If kindness fails, take one more try--
And leave the world less dumb when you die.

Verse 2
No tithes to pay, no sin to sell,
No fiery pits, no pearly shell.
Just share your beer, your truth, your wit--
And own your crap when you step in it.

Bridge
When fools declare they've seen the light,
Remember: lamps can blind at night.
A spark of sense will serve you best--
When morals break, apply this test:

Chorus (repeat)
Don't be a dick, it's plain and neat,
No saint required, no judgment seat.
One golden rule, no need for tricks--
Common sense says: Don't be a dick.

Outro
So raise your glass, your mind, your hand,
To logic, laughter, and this band.
For heaven's not a place you pick--
It's how you live: don't be a dick.